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Jane N’ The Jungle turn the pageant smile inside out on “Beauty Queen”

A Phoenix alt-rock band measures the life millennials were promised against the one that arrived — brooding verses, detonating choruses, and a pageant-crown image that cuts both ways.

By Elliot GreyPhoenix, Arizona, USAReviewed November 13, 2024 · 432 words · 2 min read
Release
“Beauty Queen”
Released
August 30, 2024
Verdict
8.4
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The crown isn’t vanity — it’s the version of yourself you were told to expect.

Every generation gets its songs about the gap between the life it was promised and the life that showed up; “Beauty Queen” is Jane N’ The Jungle filing the millennial version, and they’re smart about where they pin it. The lyric reaches back to 2003 — bells ringing, kids feeling wild and free — and measures everything since against that summer. The pageant crown of the title isn’t vanity. It’s the version of yourself you were told to expect.

The arrangement is a slow-burn blueprint executed with real care. It opens brooding — lightly gritty guitar chords, drums keeping a low, patient pulse — and withholds the detonation long enough that you start leaning toward it. When the chorus finally opens up into fuzzed-out guitars and a full-throated vocal, the payoff feels structural rather than cosmetic: the song has been arguing quietly for a minute and finally raises its voice. Producer Cameron Mizell, whose credits run from Avril Lavigne to Sleeping With Sirens, keeps the grit intact rather than sanding it into radio gloss.

Jordan White is the reason the build pays off. Her voice carries a growl at the bottom and surprising air at the top, and she tracks the lyric’s arc precisely — wounded and conversational in the verses, defiant and enormous in the chorus, climbing at the end to a high note that sounds less like triumph than release. It’s a performance that understands vulnerability and defiance are the same gesture at different volumes.

The writing earns that delivery. The details are small and lived-in — never getting far enough to leave a parents’ house, holding on to something you don’t yet know you need — and the central turn is genuinely sharp: she’ll be the beauty queen one day, someday, in her mind. The fantasy isn’t a delusion the song mocks; it’s a coping mechanism the song admits to. That honesty is what separates “Beauty Queen” from the empowerment anthems it superficially resembles.

The reservations are about familiarity, not feeling. The quiet-verse, loud-chorus architecture is alt-rock’s oldest trick, and the song telegraphs its build — you can hear each detonation coming a bar away. A second dynamic idea, somewhere to go after the first explosion besides back through it, would have lifted the final stretch from rousing to surprising.

Final take: “Beauty Queen” is a heart-on-sleeve alt-rock anthem about inheriting a promise nobody intended to keep, fronted by a singer who can bruise and belt inside the same line. The blueprint is well-worn, but the feeling inside it is real — and that’s the part you can’t fake.

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