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Nick Davies Blockbusters and chills on “Naughty Like The Noughties”

A nostalgia-soaked romp through the late '90s and early 2000s — flip phones, Smash Mouth, and MySpace top 8s, weaponised as romance.

By Elliot GreyPhoenix, USA287 words · 1 min read
★ Editor's Pick
Release
“Naughty Like The Noughties”
Released
December 1, 2025
Verdict
8.9
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Nick Davies — “Naughty Like The Noughties

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Flip phones, MySpace top 8s, and Capri Suns — millennial nostalgia turned into a love song with a wink.

With “Naughty Like The Noughties,” Nick Davies serves up a joyfully cheeky, nostalgia-soaked romp through the late '90s and early 2000s — a time when life was simpler, fashion was questionable, and romance often depended on how quickly you could T9-text someone back. This track is the musical equivalent of digging through a shoebox of old memories and finding your Tamagotchi still technically alive. Davies gleefully weaponises pop-culture references, name-dropping everything from Smash Mouth to Amanda Bynes to multicoloured Heinz ketchup with a wink that says, “Yes, we lived through this — and no, we aren't ashamed.”

The lyrics land like inside jokes shared between millennials who remember what it was like to flirt via flip phone, rely on Blockbuster for date nights, and consider Capri Suns a perfectly acceptable precursor to romance. Lines such as “Would I be in your top 8 friends?” and “Let's get freaky like it's Friday” cleverly repurpose bygone technology and teen-movie clichés into double entendres that feel both playful and oddly wholesome. The chorus — “Let's get naughty like the noughties” — is irresistibly catchy, delivered with just the right mix of irony and genuine affection for the era.

What makes the song especially fun is how Davies balances the silliness with a subtle sense of wistfulness. Grown-up responsibilities may loom, but for three and a half minutes, he lets the listener slip back into a world of Dino nuggets, Spongebob marathons, and MySpace emotional stakes. It's a comedic love letter to a decade where the drama was petty, the music was loud, and the possibilities felt endless. Davies captures that spirit perfectly, reminding us that sometimes the quickest way to reconnect with our youth is simply to Blockbuster and chill.

The Lyrics
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Put your number in my flip phone
I'd love to host you for the night
I'll get Smash Mouth on the iPod
so it all starts feeling right

I'll serve Go-Gurts and Capri Suns
while we binge Amanda Bynes
Grab a plate of Dino nuggets
with some multicolored Heinz

You walk your fingers up my forearm
and say you'd like a stronger drink
Looks like we have the same idea
If so, I like the way you think

Let's get naughty like the noughties
and give our 90s bones a stretch
Let's get freaky like it's Friday
since you're looking so damn fetch

Those 2000s are behind us
What a shame we both grew up
Let's toast our childhoods over vino
in a mint jazz solo cup

First, let's watch a scary movie
or a Spongebob marathon
We'll help Frodo get to Mordor,
but after that, we'll get it on

So are you naughty like the noughties?
Would I be in your top 8 friends?
Let's discover in the bedroom
if Beckham is the only one who bends

Yeah let's get naughty like the noughties
Shall we Blockbuster and chill?
If we can bring back those naughty noughties,
tonight, there's no denying that we will

Can we bring back those naughty noughties?
My magic 8-ball says we will

Lyrics for “Naughty Like The Noughties” by Nick Davies· Published with the artist's permission

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